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Doctor Who Story 291 – Fugitive of the Judoon

I don’t love the Judoon, though I do quite their first appearance. Well, something’s going to go wrong with this couple. And enter the Doctor and friends. Creepy bartender creeping. Oh yeah, Captain Jack! I like him thinking that Graham is the Doctor. Jack being giddy when he finds out the Doctor is a woman is great. Three of you? I had a dream about this once. Captain Jack about the the Doctor’s companions I’m bored by the A story. It’s okay, but all the stories are a bit meh, and one is fun with Captain Jack. Oh, I forgot that she’s the Doctor. Ahh, rewriting the entire Doctor Who… Read More »Doctor Who Story 291 – Fugitive of the Judoon

Doctor Who Story 290 – Nikola Tesla’s Night of Terror

Good moustache, glowing eyes guy. So many great moustaches. It’s the guy from Hustle. Whose brother is Gene Hunt. Is that the spider lady from “Runaway Bride?” Apparently the spider is Anjli Mohindra who played Rani in Sarah Jane. Oh, she’s not the same species as the Spiders from Mars. The baddie is a Pakled. Rani! Stop being a naughty girl. Sarah Jane would be so pissed.

Doctor Who Story 289 – Orphan 55

I think something’s gonna go wrong. Ryan’s infection from the Hopper virus was great. The Doctor needs to stop sexualizing Hyph3n. The baddie looks terrible. Also, poor Hyph3n. Ooo! Mind meld! I forgot how heavy-handed this episode of Doctor Who is. Here’s a hammer, here’s an explanation of global warming, go to town.

Doctor Who Story 288 – Spyfall

Part One Be wery wery qwiet, I’m hunting trucks. Americans are everywhere. Poor Ryan, I know what it feels like to be unable to play sports. Doctor Who writers have a weird obsession with GPS. Oh, it’s Stephen Fry. He’s an asshole. Why is this CEO an asshole? He insults his mates over the intercom? Don’t let the Master loose in your TARDIS. CEO is a bad shot. I love his house as the TARDIS. He’s so good as the Master. Part Two How’d they get out of the airplane? The TARDIS being a house just makes sense. Paris is fun. Saying a pacifist is a bold stance to take… Read More »Doctor Who Story 288 – Spyfall

Doctor Who Story 287 – Resolution

Oh, we get a teaser this time. Of course the British one fails. Charlotte Ritchie! So much Taskmaster love! Though like Lee Mack, I knew her before from Fresh Meat. Poor Charlotte, with a spider on her back. That’s a Dalek? Why is the black archive available online? Eighty-eight miles an hour!!!!!! The Dalek attacking the cop is fantastic. I. Will. Fight! Charlotte Ritchie The family with no data is amazing. Aww, dad hugs!

Doctor Who Story 286 – The Battle of Ranskoor Av Kolos

Oh look, it’s about Kolos. I don’t remember this episode at all, based on the first 30 seconds. Okay, I did see it, but it wasn’t memorable. Graham, you’re better than revenge. Why did Ryan never call him “Grahamdad?” Tim Shaw is too boring of a bad guy. I like the Doctor calling her TARDIS a “ghost monument.”

Doctor Who Story 285 – It Takes You Away

Eating soil? Who does she think she is? Constable Benton Frasier? Don’t call her “sweetheart,” Yas! I remember liking this episode. I don’t like Ryan in this episode. Aww Ryan, now I’m happy with you, calling Graham “granddad.” <3

Doctor Who Story 284 – The Witchfinders

Witches! Who is the one running the witch trial. Oh, she was in Happy Valley. That show was both amazing and brutally horrible. Apparently Alan Cumming is in this episode, too. They’ve had tons of celebs during Whittaker’s first season. If those two and all the Taskmaster contestants are celebs. I want Alan Cumming as king. Alan Cumming is playing him queer, over the top queer. Apparently it’s theorized he was according to wikipedia. The Doctor is kind of a witch. This story is horrible, but Alan Cumming is great in it. “It’s a very flat team structure.” I really like that. I really wish Doctor Who was that before… Read More »Doctor Who Story 284 – The Witchfinders

Doctor Who Story 283 – Kerblam!

This might be commentary on Amazon. I do enjoy the fez call back. Oh, it’s Lee Mack. Another Taskmaster contestant. The difference is that I knew him before Taskmaster and before his appearance in this episode. “Never climb on the conveyers” sounds like that’s going to come up later. Forcing people to work because unemployment is so high is stupid. Just tax the asses out of corporations and let people enjoy a leisure life. Hahahaha, Lee Mack is doing his usually comedy even in character. Capitalism is bad when people are killing to get jobs. Charlie’s a dummy.

Doctor Who Story 282 – Demons of the Punjab

The grandmother giving her kids presents on her birthday. It’s really nice. I am quite enjoying this episode. I don’t know enough about the partition of Pakistan and India. It’s nice to have a silly show to give us a big of educational content. She’s a bit too sonic heavy. She could just use a keyboard. The Henna is making me think of someone who used to do henna based work. I doubt Einstein had a non-denominational wedding. The brother is an asshole. I like that the bad guys aren’t bad guys. They’re just here to observe, and the brother is the actual bad guy. Humans are so much worse… Read More »Doctor Who Story 282 – Demons of the Punjab