Clara Oswald

Oh, it’s guitar Doctor again. Oh, it’s Clara ruining it for everyone. This teaser is making me hate the episode already. We want to see the Doctor on Gallifrey, and you’re giving us a dead woman in a diner. You’d think the Gallifreyans wouldn’t need a city, they have TARDIS technology. So explain to me how Gallifreyan society works, because these people seem to be living in abject poverty. Why are the poor not allowed to speak? How is Rassilon still president of Gallifrey. He wasn’t stuck there for billions of years. It’s not like he remembers more than one loop through there. Doctor Who sucks. Also, Clara sucks. First… Read More »Doctor Who Story 262 – Hell Bent

So this one I remember being amazing. I also remember my partner refusing to watch it because of how bad Face The Raven was. Too much talking to yourself. Yay! He found room 12. I’m not writing because I’m watching.

This episode made me so angry when I first watched it! Don’t remember that tattoo bit, or Rigsy. Who is he? Oh, Rigsy was the spraypaint artist in the previous shitty episode. This is very Torchwood. They’re spending so much time setting up plot that I don’t care about to (not) kill Clara. This episode is so bad it makes me really angry.

This is terrible, so far… also I don’t remember it at all. Oh, I remember the sleep pods. What used to be sleep in your eye has turned into a carnivorous life form. The Doctor I can’t think of anything but Marty wandering Hill Valley. Well, that was terrible. (How many posts am I ending with that?)

The Zygon Invasion I like the UNIT crew, so I’m going with this. I’m annoyed at how they completely ignored the actual resolution in the 50th anniversary special. At least they’re doing that now. 20 million is a lot of Zygons. Why is the Doctor playing guitar? Where is the teacher to protect these children from the weird man? This show really likes the American southwest, and I have a feeling it wasn’t actually shot in the US. WOOT! I was right, it was Spain, on an island called Fuerteventura. Oh my! That’s Nicola Murray from The Thick of It! Oh, Capaldi needs to swear at her. Have him stand… Read More »Doctor Who Story 258 – The Zygon Invasion/The Zygon Inversion

*gasp* it’s some highway robbery! Me is an interesting idea. I just don’t look forward to how it ties into Clara’s story. A woman who can’t remember her life is interesting. I like Capaldi’s hatred of banter.

I kinda feel like the entire teaser nothing happened. I think Odin watched Monty Python and the Holy Grail. I like the Doctor’s nicknames for the Vikings. Oh, they’re not robots. Yay! He’s reversing the polarity of the neutron flow.

Under the Lake I remember this episode sucking, and already it does. This episode is making me hate Clara even more than I already do. The cards are a nice touch. Is his name really “Pritchard?” Before the Flood Why is he breaking the fourth wall? Wow that whole Beethoven speech was terrible. Okay, I like the lady who is giddy a out it being bigger on the inside. Stop saying the Doctor dies when we know he doesn’t. You keep doing this and I’m so tired of it. Ugh! Doctor Who is so bad.