Death Is The Only Answer
This is terrible, but it was written by children, so that makes sense.
Oh god, the stupid nursery rhyme.
The Wedding of River Song
I want a balloon attached to my car.
Moffat’s trying to be clever and over-complicated, and while this makes some sense, it’s put together so poorly.
Aww, the Brigadier passed away.
I don’t care about this alternative timeline. Why are they focusing so much on this? This is really why Moffat is bad.
Why are they getting married? This isn’t necessary to get out of their predicament. Also, why is he going through all of this, he had a plan, this could have been solved in 5 minutes. It was a terrible episode.