Part One
Hello, season 22!
Never split up when you’re in the wrong tunnel.
That pink romper doesn’t fit on Peri very well, for one, her left boob is squished, secondly, it looks like it’s hunching her over.
Oh, it’s a heist episode.
The roundels look like they could use a fresh coat of paint.
The head of this heist must know that being this much of an asshole will get these guys to rat on you if you get caught, right?
Oh, it’s not a romper, it’s a unitard with a pair of shorts?
Jamie could be a woman’s name, why is she so confused. Also, I miss Jamie. Best companion.
Oh, heist captain is not scared of the cops, because he’s buddies with the Cybermen.
I feel so bad for Peri’s back.
Why did they leave the TARDIS door open?
Part Two
I’m so confused how the Doctor is dumb enough to have left his TARDIS door open.
So Lytton was in that Dalek episode with Peter Davison. I had no idea, and I just watched it. I really am face-blind. All white dudes look a like.
God, Peri needs a new outfit.
God, the Doctor needs a new outfit.
Oh! She changed. That’s so much better. This jumpsuit is great! The belt is fantastic. Is this turning into a fashion blog?
God that alien’s voice is horrific.
That director should know not to get too close to the mask, it’s too bad. Though I guess most Doctor Who fans in the 1980s were not watching on a 55″ TV.
Shit is getting real. They’re trying to blow up Earth.
All those creepy hands on Peri are creepy.
Stop touching her, it’s creepy. You’re not touching anyone else.
Once again, the door to the TARDIS is wide open.