The Stolen Earth
The milkman looks like Spike. Are there still milkmen in Britain?
Someone stole Earth.
Wilf is the best companion.
Good news, Rose is there to save the day!
They all got into the opening credits, that’s nice.
Russell Davies loves newscasters.
Really? This is what she bothers with? The Earth has been moved and spaceships are en route, and she’s worrying about looters?
Martha is on a bluetooth headset with Jack, yet the general she’s conversing with in person hears Jack telling her not to do it.
Wilfred with the paintball gun is fun.
“Do you have a webcam?” “She wouldn’t let me, says they’re naughty.”
Jack flirting with Sarah Jane is the best.
Oh, Harriet Jones. :(
“Everyone but Rose,” and Susan, and Ian, and Barbara, and Vicki, and Steven, and Katarina, and Dodo, and Ben, and Polly…
Your chest cavity being open like that seems like it would be prone to infection.
Take them with you, Jack, the Daleks are coming for Torchwood!
Wilf, don’t call Rose “sweetheart.”
The Dalek shot the Doctor!
The Doctor fake regenerating is a big fuck you to fans.
Mickey and Jackie saving Sarah Jane is ridiculous, but I approve.
As if Tosh can make a time bubble as a defence for Torchwood.
Mickey kissing his gun is gold.
German Daleks are the best.
“Stop it! She’s my friend!” Do Daleks really care about friendship?
Dead Jack’s wink is great. It’s really convenient that this is the one time he is resurrected without a big gulp of air.
If you just want to atomize these people, just use a transporter.
“We will become the only lifeforms in existence.” Imagine how bored you would be as a Dalek if there’s no one to kill.
I like that Davros recognizes Sarah Jane.
I bet you he saves everyone.
The TARDIS towing Earth back home, is ridiculous.
Donna and Jack should bone.
I forgot that Mickey stays on Earth Prime.
This is horrible. “Genocidal manic, please rehabilitate him, Rose, and feel free to boink.”
She’s very much saying no, screaming no, demanding no. He could just let her die. Dying might be better than living without those memories.